Da Shi Teng - The Ann & Ben Show
Da Shi Teng
[Verse 1]
Tuesday night no CCA class
Faster go home take out my mask
Mother say no more game with pengyou
But my laobu is easy to bluffs
I’m a pro-gamer, heck care my tasks
I’m a tik tok star, i still play among us
Eh? thought my laobu zuo kang
But her ⻔没有关, that’s kinda sus
Hide in, bed and, 假假 sleep
Then Mother, open, door a bit
“Mummy, zuo-mo?” acting, commit!
But my phone screen still lit, stupid (GG)
[Pre-Chorus]
“Come boy give me your hand
Tell you nicely, still don’t understand”
I am a man
Come ah, scared what scared,
Pain is my middle name
“Your middle name Jun Kiat”
[Chorus]
Da Shi Teng Da Shi Teng, Ma shi ai
Da Shi Teng Da Shi Teng, Ma shi ai
Dat shit hurt dat shit hurt, but I’m fine
I don’t cry, that’s just dust in my eye
[Verse 2]
Results day, I’m so happy
I’m a 90 percentile in my whole JC
Hi Pa look what I achieve
A, A, A, A, A — B
Pa where you going, you getting angry?
I still top my class, you know Jun Kiat got C
“Since teacher can’t teach you I teach you myself”
“Let’s learn some spelling, B is for Belt”
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Any weapon any where
He’s making hits like Lin Jun Jie
Spare the rod and spoil the kid,
But your stick break cause my skin thick
(Sheeeeeesh)
Bad grades (kenna whack)
Play games (kenna whack)
Come home late (kenna whack)
Go on date (kenna whack)
Never sleep (kenna whack)
Still asleep (kenna whack)
[Pre-Chorus 3]
My mother ask me cook the rice before she come home
But then i forgot and only realized 5 minutes before she came back
So i quickly went downstairs to buy white rice from the tze char stall instead
Then my mother come home and she realized i bought the rice
And said wah so smart ah
(Oh so you never kena whack?)
No OF COURSE I KENA WHACK LAH
[Chorus]
Da Shi Teng Da Shi Teng, Ma shi ai
Da Shi Teng Da Shi Teng, Ma shi ai
Dat shit hurt dat shit hurt, but I’m fine
I don’t cry, that’s just dust in my eye
[Bridge]
I make bangers man, this beat is boring
Hit it with the clothes hanger, MUSIC RECORDING
Piak piak piak that’s the sound
Put it in a track that’s a percussion breakdown
[Instrumental Interlude]
[Chorus]
Da Shi Teng Da Shi Teng, Ma shi ai
Da Shi Teng Da Shi Teng, Ma shi ai
Dat shit hurt dat shit hurt, but I’m fine
I don’t cry, that’s just dust in my eye
I guess you can say that this beat slaps